Kid Rock Shares His Feelings

After Tommy “Doesn’t Anyone Remember The Dr. Feelgood Days?” Lee delivered a scathing missive concerning the fight he and Kid Rock had, Kid Rock set out to let the world know even though he wears midriff baring sparkly fringe shirts, he is no sissy:

“It’s been going on for five years,” Rock said. “Last contact I had with him was when me and Pam were going through our divorce. He picked up her BlackBerry and started e-mailing me a lot of horrendous things. It was extremely disrespectful. I had to do what I had to do because this was a long time coming. You know, I came back from the bathroom and he was sitting right there. It was even more disrespectful after everything he’s said, I was like that’s enough, that’s it.”

Can you believe the never of Tommy Lee to be sending him nasty messages on his cellie?? I mean, what else is there to do but text him back and tell him you were gonna kick his ass after cheerleading practice? Mr. Rock also lashed out at his ex-wife Pamela Anderson, calling his divorce to her “the best thing I ever did.”

“I went through what I went through, and there’s no doubt it wasn’t love — we went through all these things, but then coming out of it pretty much unscathed, after uprooting my son and a lot of things, it’s like, ‘Thank god I’m out of this.’” Rock insists he’ll never go into great detail about why the marriage didn’t work out, but he warns people not to believe Anderson when she portrays him as a terrible husband. He added, “It had zero to do with her. Of course, she’ll tell everyone she was the victim in it, like always.”

Ah, yes. I can see it now. Kid Rock sitting on the front lawn wearing a wife beater holding a shot gun drinking from a pony keg wondering where it all went wrong. It’s a mystery for the ages.