Miley Cyrus So Not Knocked Up

Billy Ray’s ticket back to stardom is not, we repeat, not pregnant according to that magazine nobody over the age of puberty reads:

“Despite Internet rumors, J-14 NEVER reported that Miley Cyrus was pregnant. Someone doctored the ‘This Just In’ article that appeared on page 16 of J-14’s July 2007 issue, where a few of Miley’s Hannah Montana co-stars talked about her gross habits. Miley is an intelligent, respectable role model for young girls, and the editors of J-14 pride themselves on presenting our readers with credible stories and information.”

This is what happens when you give Lindsay Lohan access to a computer with PhotoShop! Next thing you know the headlines will read “Extra Extra, Paris Hilton A Post-Op Tranny!” Because that’s the Lohan Times policy of bringing you nothing but the truth.