Tom Cruise’s Bomb Shelter
Posted: September 28, 2007 @ 1:55 pm
Naw, it won’t be for future movie flops though he might want to consider building one for when Top Gun: The Opera! gets greenlighted. This one is for his his family in case of disaster:
“Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate.” “It’s a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter.” The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.
Could you imagine being trapped underground with the Cruise Clan? I’d rather gouge my eyes out and replace them with Super Bouncy Balls than listen to diatribes about why Scientology rocks their socks off or listen to Katie sighs as she remembers the good old days before the world was watching her pick out shoes with Victoria Beckham and all she had to worry about was Pacey Witter and his dastardly good looks trying to weasel his way into her panties on Dawson’s Creek.
(Avg: 4.5/5 snarks by 2 snarkers) 
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gerard Vandenberg said,
September 28, 2007 @ 9:23 pm
Snark It!
+1 snarks
This is the most fucking way to betray people!! Using your “mental dependable” wife and her child. You know how the world can witness your TRICKERY? You “forgot” to put down your sunglasses. The kid wants to see her father LIVE, just his face…DADDY? A little kid of that age doesn’t know what that strange black thing on your nose is. The most personal part is when a dad looks a kid straight in the eyes. Now, that isn’t possible!!
Without your knowing you are telling the whole world your celebrity-status is more important to you than anything else. DAMN SCIENTOLOGY-ASSHOLE!!
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