Britney’s Kids Taken From Her

Sean Preston and Jayden James have packed up their teddies and footie pajamas to live at daddy’s house until further notice:

A judge Monday ordered that pop star Britney Spears’ ex-husband, Kevin Federline, take custody of their two children until further notice, starting Wednesday, court documents showed.The order, issued by Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon, stated that Federline “is to retain physical custody of the minor children (starting at noon) on Wednesday … until further order of the court

The reasons for the change in plans wasn’t made clear, but you know she showed up to take her drug test with a bong in one hand and a mini bottle of Jack Daniels, picking the wedgie out of her crack then accidentally trying to take a sip of urine, claiming that someone told her it was a nice hot cup of lemonade.