Whoopi Wants Her Chocolate In The Pelosi Peanut Butter

For those of us not interested in having children at all, here’s a little birth control for you courtesy Whoopi Goldberg and The View Crew as they openly catcalled Speaker Of The Hizzouse Nancy Pelosi and her hot hubs Paul:

Even before Pelosi walked on stage to take her seat at the round table, the show’s moderator, Whoopi Goldberg, and its co-hosts - with former news anchor Barbara Walters leading the pack - started flirting with the speaker’s husband, Paul, who was seated in the front row. “You wanna take a look at Nancy Pelosi’s handsome husband?” Walters asked the audience. Trying to shout over Whoopi and her other gabbing co-hosts and excited audience members, Barbara turned to Guest Pelosi and said she has heard Whoopi say before that she’d “do Paul Newman.” “And I think she’d like to do your husband as well,” Walters deadpanned in that quintessential accent that made her the subject of late-night lampooning over the decades. Yes, Whoopi implicitly acknowledged, she’d like to do Mr. Pelosi - but she might take his wife while she’s at it. “I would do her as well. But we should wait on that because you’re still in office, I don’t want to cause a problem.”

That was about the most tasteless thing I’ve ever heard of in my life and I’m a tabloid journalist. She’s a politician, not a porn star! The Coffee Bitches took the opening of a serious discussion of the political landscape and turned it into the likes of what the cheerleaders text message each other about after football practice. Maybe next week the Pope could swing by and they can gab about whether it’s boxers or briefs he has going on under those robes. Tee hee!

Hilarious pic via MoonBattery