Charlie Sheen Kisses His Mother With That Mouth?

Posted: October 4, 2007 @ 1:26 pm

The divorce between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards takes any sort of dignity either of them ever had and tossed it in the toilet next to Britney Spears’ parenting skills. Just look at what Page Six unearthed from Denise’s files against her former husband:

Richards accuses Sheen of punching the headboard of their bed once in a rage, and telling her that by no longer breast-feeding, she was causing their daughter, Sam, to “become retarded.”"He took a large wedding photo off the wall. He had it placed in our garage. He sawed the picture in half and took spray paint and sprayed ‘the dumbest day of my life.’” Pictures of Sheen’s “erect penis” that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to “approximately 30 women.” “I’d love to give it to you any time,” Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name “mrjonze55.” Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites - “which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage.”

Sheen also attacks Richards with the zesty line“go cry to your bald mom, you f—— loser.”

We all know Sheen is a sex addict who would stick his wiener into a hot dog bun if caught at the grocery store with no visible means of sex in the aisle ahead but did he really have to go there about her mom? There are so many things he could have added about her that didn’t have to bring the side effects of a chemo patient in. Why not something about her breaking up the marriage of her best friend Heather Locklear? Or how sometimes her Botox/Tight Ponytail combo makes her look like her eyes might pop out of her head if you gave it a little tappy tap? Denise’s mom has enough to deal with between the cancer and her daughter’s awkward choice in men.

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Go with the Flow said,

October 4, 2007 @ 8:58 pm

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I am not buying any thing this sick woman is claiming and unless she can prove it, I will not
believe it. Denise Richards will say anything to
win. Besides if he ripped the pictures off and said it was the worst mistake of his life, it means she msut be pretty nasty for him even say that. Besides if he did not do any of those things she must think pretty low of herself to make up stories like that.
PROVE IT MISS TWO BALLS!

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October 4, 2007 @ 9:16 pm

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I still don’t believe that he said any of those things to Richie Bitchie. That home wrecker, slut,
ugly piece of shit. Maybe her mother is bald and most people don’t get along with their in-laws and he said it.You think she stood by innocently and just sobbed?

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October 4, 2007 @ 9:18 pm

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Oh my god I am so sorry i did not read the whle story and feel bad now that I have done so. I didn’t know she has cancer and I wish her a spedy recovery. I am so sorry Denise’s mother! Really and truly sorry.

Michael said,

October 5, 2007 @ 9:57 am

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Denise is full of sh*t, retarded coke whore. She is so freaking jealous of Brooke and Charlie that she can’t just leave them alone. She waffles back and forth from trying to be their best friends and seducing him for another child and releasing BS like this when he rejects her. Charlie finally looks happy - can we all just give the guy a break and let him be happy for once, he’s given us years of entertainment with his acting and tabloid stories. It looks like he just wants to settle down and avoid the drama. Leave him alone, Denise!!! If any of this BS were true, he’d be behind bars not on a hit TV show!

I think his e-mails pretty much hit the nail on the head!

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