Kid Rock Calls Pamela Anderson A Liar

Tommy Lee’s best friend Kid Rock has elegantly accused his ex-wife of faking a miscarriage to keep him from enjoying his floor seats to a Laker’s game:

Anderson got mad when Rock delayed a visit to her on the set of her movie in Canada so he could attend a Los Angeles Lakers game, the 36-year-old singer tells Rolling Stone magazine.”I’m like, ‘Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, ‘You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,’ ” Rock says. “She finally comes up with this: ‘I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.” In November 2006, Anderson’s then-publicist issued a statement confirming reports she had a miscarriage and asked that “everyone respect her privacy during this difficult time.” “She’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, ‘That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’ “

I really wish celebrities would stop doing these appalling things that become very hard to find the humour in. I mean, I’m a complete jerk most of the time, but there’s something about trying to find a joke in slandering your ex-wife who may or may not have concieved a fake baby just to keep you from hanging out with the boys that has me feeling pushed too far. This is also why they should not issue marriage licenses to anyone with fake boobs the size of watermelons or male celebrities who can’t be bothered to own any shirts that don’t look like Edward Scissorhands gave them a makeover.