Jamie-Lynn Spears Learns A Lesson

TMZ has an awesome video of a totally stoned Britney trying to order Taco Bell with her baby sister Jamie-Lynn. Sh*tney has such a hard time expressing what she wants, one of the photographers has to come in and help her get her food. She and her underage sister are laughing like it’s the funniest thing in the world to happen since Sean Preston stepped on a rusty nail out by the pool and made this totally stupid baby face when he started crying. God, those kids are annoying. Thank Jesus their father or some other hired help has them because it’s a total buzzkill to have to strap them into some car seat thingies when all you want to do is make a quick run to the Border for some Choco Tacos. Besides, how else is Jamie-Lynn going to learn the fine art of tipping off the press everytime you leave the house? Look, she’s even got Brit’s granny goggles on so people know she’s real smart. She’s so responsible because she has a sitcom on Nickelodeon and everyone thought she was pregnant that one time but she would never get pregnant because look at what it did to Britney’s career and Jamie-Lynn is going to be bringing this family back! She’ll be Janet to Britney’s Michael Jackson. You can expect to see the babies dangling from a hotel balcony any day now.