Jordan Hangs With Junior

Look who brought out their massive fake boobs adorable middle child out to play! It’s Jordan and her baby boy Junior Sawa Andre.

Jordan tells us that Junior is turning out to be a little dandy like his daddy:

He likes hairspray on it — any product he can get his hands on, he loves — aftershave, lip gloss. He’ll be a poser like Pete. He likes dancing, being in front of the camera, looking at himself in the mirror.

No surprise there, just look at daddy holding newborn Junior on his wedding day:

Oh, and how they decided to dress the orchestra ensemble at the shindig:

It kind of looks like some sort of Gay Oompa Loompa Army getting ready for some bathhouse orgy in which their freshly permed hair must be protected from the sweaty atmosphere.

More cute pics of little Junior frolicking with his spray tanorexic mum after the jump.