Michelle Rodriguez Gets 120 Days In The Pokey

Nah, not Charlie Sheen’s bedroom. She’s off to jail, check it:

A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge ordered the former “Lost” actress to jail after she admitted failing to complete community service obligations contrary to a signed document stating otherwise, city attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said. She must start her term by Christmas Eve. Rodriguez, 29, was also found to have consumed alcohol on at least three occasions while wearing a monitoring bracelet around her ankle, in violation of a probation requirement she refrain from drinking for 90 days, Mateljan said.

How pathetic is it that she couldn’t complete her community service? She couldn’t find time to squeeze that in between her breakfast Beer Smoothies and passing out in a puddle of her own drool after a well balanced dinner of cocktails? There’s V-8 in those Bloody Marys, thank you very much. The grueling work of an unemployed actress turning on a blender must be far worse that we civilians could imagine.