David Copperfield Investigated By The FBI

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Trick Daddy David Copperfield has had his International Museum and Library of The Conjuring Arts In Sin City Vegas raided by the FBI:

The FBI raided magician David Copperfield’s warehouse earlier this week and seized a computer hard drive, digital camera system, and nearly $2 million (€1.4 million) in cash, a local television station reported.

This sounds like the beginning of a bad propaganda film by a desperate for approval ratings spike Bush Administration. Like the FBI planted some evidence on Copperfield and now he has to Use His Illusions to help shift public opinions concerning the War on Terror. Look for These Colors Don’t Run But Cowards Do: David Copperfield And The Hunt For Bin Laden on the Lifetime Movie of The Week any day now.

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  1. Celebrity Trashcan said,

    October 19, 2007 @ 1:35 pm
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    David Copperfield is the master of illusion. If he can make an airplane or the Statue of Liberty vanish in thin air he can surely make himself scarce. If not his fat wallet should be able to make the charges disappear.

  2. NobodyFamous said,

    October 23, 2007 @ 7:30 am
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    Too bad the police use real hand cuffs…

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