David Copperfield Accused Of Rape

The FBI raid made on David Copperfield’s Las Vegas property ended up being for the collection of evidence against the magician who now stand accused of putting his Magic Wand where it wasn’t wanted:

A Seattle woman has made a rape claim against magician David Copperfield, law enforcement sources tell FOX News. The woman told Seattle police the magician raped her while she was in the Bahamas, sources said. Because the alleged incident happened abroad and the woman did not report it until she returned to the United States, Seattle authorities turned over the case to the FBI.

This is a shock to me, mostly because I thought David Copperfield wasn’t interested in those of us who pee sitting down. I know he was engaged to Claudia Schiffer at one point, but that just makes it all the more suspect. I can just see him sitting on the edge of the bed next to a negligee clad Claud with the covers pulled up to his chin saying “Ooh, not tonight, hon. There’s a Houdini documentary on I’d really like to watch and I’ve got a bit of a headache.”