Someone Else Trying To Get Ahold Of Dannielynn’s Dollars

Yet another attorney for Dannielynn Birkhead has his hand out looking to grab some of the tiny tot’s baby bling. Lawyer Richard Milstein is asking for $200,000 dollars to cover the two weeks he spent as DL’s guardian ad litem:

In an effort to clarify some information currently circulating in the media, following is an overview of the current situation. The Order entered by the Court appointing me as guardian ad litem says that the Court will determine a reasonable fee. We submitted our fees for the work we did, based on our standard hourly rates. A hearing will take place in which the Court will then determine the fees to be paid. This is the appropriate process for the determination of fees. Interviews at this time would not seem appropriate. I appreciate your respect and understanding.”

That adds up to over $14,000 a DAY for this man. For what amounts to glorified babysitting sans diaper changing, bottle warming or any of the other antics a parent has to perform. For $14,000 a day, he should have at least had to be spit up on and had to get up in the middle of the night to sing “The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round” until she stopped crying and went back to sleep. He should also have to draft some sort of Get Out Of Jail Free type card for when she turns 14 and Larry has to start polishing a pistol to in the living room to keep the teenage boys as far away as possible.