The View Crew Shuffles Dumb Blondes

Since little Lizzie Hasselbeck is taking some time off to bring another Right Wing Honkie into the world, the chicks at The View will be dishing with temporary replacement Jessica Simpson:

JESSICA SIMPSON is set to sit in with the ladies of “The View” this November when she spends two days as a guest host. The actress and singer will guest-host on the ABC daytime talker on November 15 and 16.

Are you ready for this? Can you handle the tough topics like hair extensions, body glitter, reruns of the Golden Girls and if ‘N Sync will ever reunite with or without Justin Timberlake? I’m sure they’ll try and discuss things like the war this country is engaged in, but Jessica will just look at them with her lip all twisted up in concentration before she blurts out that she’s rooting for Jane Seymour to win and then when it gets all quiet everyone will just play along that they were actually talking about Dancing With The Stars so she doesn’t feel dumb.