David Copperfield Tries To Make His Witness Go Poof!

David Copperfield allegedly tried to bribe the woman who is accusing him of rape by offering her the $2 million dollars that the FBI seized last week at his Hocus Pocus Museum:

Copperfield invited the 21-year-old beauty to a “lavish party” at his remote compound in the Bahamas. But when she got there, on July 27, she discovered “there was no party - and no other guests,” according The Enquirer source.”She got nervous and wanted to go home right away, but David convinced her to stay, saying she could leave the next day if she really wanted to,” the friend claims. That night, Copperfield forced himself on the woman, holding her arms “down on the bed, leaving her with terrible bruises,” the friend charges. “She told me she fought back,” the friend says. “But she said that just seemed to turn him on more.” “In order to preserve physical evidence, she says she didn’t shower. The next day, she went back home to Seattle, where her mother met her at the airport.” “They drove straight to the Harborview Medical Center, where medical personnel performed a ‘rape kit’ on her.”

I wonder if his people were all sitting around trying to decide how they were going to keep this hush hush when Copperfield just swoops in and announces “For my next trick, I will be making this little strumpet DISAPPEAR!” then he left in a cloud of dry ice smoke and the rest of the team was just open mouthed thinking he was going to go off this chick when he really was just going to use some mirrors and a fog machine but they went ahead and got together the money to bribe her because none of them wanted blood on their hands.