First Peek At Paris’ New Flick

Sweet Merciful Crap! Paris Hilton’s latest endeavor cleverly titled Repo! The Genetic Opera (note the unnecessary exclaimation point that probably won some coked out producer a bonus worth more than my car) movie stills have been making the rounds. I’ll spare you the trailer because she sings and I don’t encourage ear bleeding unless until after lunch.

Granted, it’s not as if Coppola is calling her up and begging her to pack up her entourage of rabid couture clad animals for a screen test. Francis Ford knows no lighting director is going to be able to work around that huge hook she calls a nose without casting a shadow from here to eternity. You can forget about closeups when you sign up La Hilton unless you want the audience to spend all their time ogling that cracktacular wonky eye that’s a result of a botched eye lift. Now I’m not saying she should leave show business alone entirely.

I just think she should stick with porn and animation.