Britney Goes A Courtin’

And she did cry, uh huh! Miss Spears was a miserable mess as she left a custody hearing bawling ’bout her babies. I think the giant cross she has on there really adds an authentic touch of sincerity to that ensemble. Honey Darling is so far gone that she’s under the impression that Jesus is on Team Britney right next to that guy who sells crack behind FatBurger. When an Extra reporter asked her how things were going during a break, she screamed “Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!” What judge wouldn’t give the children back to such a bastion of good behaviour? On the flipside, Kevin looked smiley and relaxed, that evil little bastard. You know he’s just sitting there, plotting what to dress the kids up for Halloween and thinking about what Disney movies he’s gonna rent this weekend. Is there no end to the diabolical madness that is Kevin? Anyway, check out some more shots of Britney coming into court with her super huge new lips that make her look like some drug addled duck.