Remake of the Addams Family: The Lohan Family

This in from IMDB:

Lindsay Lohan’s family have signed up to star in their own reality TV show. Dina Lohan will be at the center of the action as well as serving as executive producer. The show will also follow the Lohan matriarch as she attempts to manage other performers’ careers. She tells People, “It’s about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids’ dreams. It won’t just be following my family around like other shows. It’ll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. Ali going to school and in the studio. It’ll encompass everything.”

I can see it right now…the whole creepy family hanging out at rehab with the dad grinning the in back like Lurch. And matriarch Dina’s ‘managing other performers’ careers’??? That almost made my head explode because Dina’s never had a career and Lindsay’s career is slowly circling the drain. It would be like Tito Jackson talking about managing other pop stars’ careers!

Well, I guess if the show isn’t doing well they could just introduce a boatload of drugs into the house and turn the show into a sort of drug overdose Survivor.