Did Britney Lose A Baby?

I know what you are thinking and no, it’s not a costume. She was just going to store to pick up some Cheetos. What? Like you’ve never tossed on something from the clearance rack at Skanks ‘R Us just to run out for a coffee? Well, excuuuuuse me, Coco Chanel.

Brit’s got bigger fish and Oreos to fry as her friends have run to the tabloids with the story that she rang in January with a pregnancy and possible miscarriage:

BRITNEY SPEARS reportedly fell pregnant and lost a child at the beginning of the year (07), according to a shocking new expose. Former friends of the Toxic singer have gone public with claims Spears discovered she was expecting her third child in January (07), and tried to convince her then-estranged husband Kevin Federline the child was his. A source tells America’s the National Enquirer, “Kevin knew Britney was with other men and at the same time having sex with him to try to win him back. He told Britney that he couldn’t forgive her.”

Something about this story stinks to bejesus and back because I just don’t see K-Fed taking the moral high ground. Like he was sitting there with a Marlboro Menthol between his lips holding double shots of Patron with a joint behind his ear just sobbing into the Silicone Valleys of a stripper named Candy all about how his wife did him wrong and how he’ll never trust women again and oh, how much is it to get into the Champagne Room?