George Clooney Makes Fabio His Mrs. Butterworth

George Clooney got all Wu-Tang on male margarine model Fabio while the two were dining out at the same restaurant:

According to numerous eyewitnesses, Clooney, assuming the woman was taking snaps of him, asked her to stop - prompting Fabio to explain that the shots were of his group, not Clooney, and to tell the superstar, “Stop being a diva.” Clooney started arguing back, and he and Fabio then got into a shoving match. “The waiters broke it up before it got out of hand,” a witness told In Touch. “George was drinking . . . He wasn’t drunk, but he certainly wasn’t stone sober, either.” Fabio’s manager told the magazine, “George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER.”

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Yeah, Clooney really better watch out or Fabio might offer to deep conditioner his hair or something. Actually, that’s not fair because Fabio might have some slippery tricks hidden up his sleeve, like coating his whole body in fake butter and Clooney not being able to get a grip on him then sending him off to do something else. Butter toast maybe? Because he’d have a lot of stuff on him-oh never mind. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter tastes what I imagine urine in solid form would so Clooney wins by default.