Conan O’Brien’s Holy Stalker

A Catholic Priest has been arrested for stalking late night tv host Conan O’Brien, possibly for sins such as getting a rubdown from Will Ferrell dressed up in a leprechaun costume. Father David Ajemian acutally used his parish’s letterhead stationary to send notes like these to O’Brien:

I want a public confession before I ever consider giving you absolution - or a spot on your couch, “Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans?

After trying to bust into a taping of Conan’s show in New York with a full year of threatening letters and emails under his collar, the Catholic Archdiocese has taken Father Ajemian out of the public ministry. So I’m guessing private minstrations are still going on during Altar Boy practice. Based on previous punishments doled out by the Catholic Church against wayward priests, expect Ajemian to be back slinging wafers and wine in about 2 weeks. Why should he suffer? As if O’Brien is the first Irish lad to suffer the slings(and fondles!)of misfortune at the hands of a priest. Pffft. You can’t just yank every single priest from the ministry forever and ever. Then the kids would have to resort to fondling themselves.