Zahara’s Real Mom Has The Seller’s Remorse

Beowulf star Angelina Jolie is in for a nasty surprise and it isn’t the estimate on Brad Pitt’s Botox bill. The biological mother of her eldest daughter Zahara wants her baby girl returned to her in Ethiopia:

“I want my daughter to come home to see where she is from. Her grandmother and I both tried very hard to raise her, and I want her to come home to regain her identity,” she said.

There are many crass jokes to be made here: going from the penthouse to the projects; Brangelina would hardly miss one of their kids since they have so freaking many; Angelina should burn the receipt from the Bastard Bin, et al. Yet I refrain because I think the worst thing that could happen is a family being torn apart.