Nobody Puts Fabio Into A Corner

Glamour Boy Fabio is hitting back at George Clooney after the two of them almost got into it at dinner a while back:

He was drunk and thought people were taking pictures of him. So I went to the table and explained to him that we were having a charity dinner and I said, ‘You’re more than welcome to come to my table and see if there was a picture of you.’ I apologized and he started being rude so I put him in his place. After I put him in his place — you know I’m three times his size — he got a little scared. I went back to my table and as soon as I sit down he paid his bill, got up and he started insulting the girls. He called the women names. At that point I lost my temper. I went after him and he ran out of the restaurant…. You should be a gentleman. These women were with me and as a man I defend them. He was lucky he ran out of the restaurant. He’s not even half a man.”

Ooooooohhhh, Fabio just called Clooney Obi One Cojone! Clooney better be ready to throw down and make Fabio his Butter Bitch for talking smack like that. Or just ignore him and continue with his humanitarian works. But we all know what the people want and it isn’t political activism. It’s justice.