Britney Drives The Kids Crazy

That’s not “driving crazy” in a “Fun Woot Woot TRL Stand In Line All Night For Hannah Montana Tickets Because She ROCKS!” kind of way. That’s literally what she’s been doing with her sons: running red lights, leaving them in the car while she goes for a whiz at Quizno’s, not fastening their seatbelts correctly and the list goes on for so long you would go blind trying to read it. Her judge wasn’t too thrilled about it either, he’s banned her from driving with her children in the car until further notice. That’s good because she’s gonna need the room in the backseat of her car when she starts turning those tricks for money, or as she calls it, her long term retirement plan.