Lance Armstrong & Ashley Olsen = Lashley

I guess there are creepier things than Lance Armstrong dating the former Michelle Tanner and having the nerve to bring her as Freak Of The Week Show n’ Tell for his daughter’s class to ogle but that is really pushing the boundaries of good taste. One notch more and you’re trolling parking lots in a van with no windows and a popcorn bucket with a hole cut into it over your genitals.