K-Fed Keeps It Real With The Kids

I have to give Big Ups to Kevin Federline for turning the tide of public opinion from skeezer golddigger to concerned and loving parent. Sure, Britney makes it easier by using rock candy sticks as pacifiers while they run around barefoot near the broken glass of Mommy’s Purple Drank(diet Sprite mixed with codeine cough syrup) that rolled out of her hand when she passed out nude save the pizza delivery guy’s hat placed discreetly over those hideous new lips, but the guy really does seem to be trying his best to give his babies a taste of normalcy other than Vodka and Cocaine laced breast milk. Look at the smile on little Jayden’s face as he plays with Granny Federline:

I just wanna squish those chubby little peach cheeks but Sean Preston would have to get rid of that haircut. He isn’t auditioning for the remake of Gimme A Break!