Beyonce’s Goldmine
Posted: November 20, 2007 @ 11:34 am
Here is the lovely Beyonce Knowles out and about at the American Music Awards last night. The AMA’s are a sort of low rent Grammys, the minor league of Awards Shows populated by mostly minor stars who would turn up a tthe opening of an envelope or Paris Hilton’s thighs. B is looking pretty good there, that color is making her glow but I am slightly concerned about her rear end. Let’s move in for a closer look:
I keep looking at that seam running down the side of her cheek thinking it is another butt crack and that’s she got some sort of conjoined twin hanging from her torso that’s just a tushy, like a couture clad Assy McGee. There’s a reason why satin is only one letter away from Satan. It’s an unforgivable fabric and cannot, nay, will not be compromised when it comes to magnifying flaws.
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Amanda said,
November 20, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
Snark It!
+0 snarks
I would say that the photo has been manipulated but then I’m reminded by the backdrop that this is the AMERICAN Music Awards we’re talking about here, people! It’s serious! All business. The accounting firm Ernst and Young would never allow such deception! Seriously, all I can say is that we have a new place for the shuttle to touch down if weather’s bad in Florida. Could also be used, I suppose, to stop runaway semi trucks. Okay, seriously, seriously… I work with a FL center that performs most of the popular plastic surgery procedures, including liposuction in Fort Lauderdale and Miami… I checked out the ASPS (American Society of Plastic Surgeons) to see the numbers on buttock implants and buttock lifts. Here you go: 639 buttock implant procedures were performed in the U.S. in 2006 (18% increase over 2005’s numbers). Buttock lifts are up 174% over 2000’s numbers.
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