Mary-Kate Olsen Hospitalized

Twin Superstar Mary-Kate Olsen is in hospital recovering from a reported kidney infection. She was admitted in New York on Monday and will spend a few days recovering from what is a very painful medical condition. That’s odd, I had no idea you could get a kidney infection from not brushing your hair and wearing hooker shoes. We should all be more careful in the future and just say yes to a comb and some nice ballet flats. It’s for your health!