Britney To Adopt Chinese Twins
Posted: November 26, 2007 @ 9:13 am
The News Of The Weird tabloid has reported Britney Spears is looking to adopt 6 year old twins from Chinasince she has limited access to her biological children due to a range of mishaps that include her dog giving them pinkeye to driving on the wrong side of the road with the babies improperly strapped in their carseats:
“The desperate singer has told friends she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon. “Friends feel that Britney has decided to adopt the two six-year-old tots from China in a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons to K-Fed,” it continues.
I’m not sure what’s worse: getting adopted by Britney Spears of left on a mountainside to die in the snow because you don’t have a penis and parents are only allowed one child. I would be gluing a cocktail frank to my crotch before I let Britney take me home. Somebody should tell her that the kids don’t come with a free order of Crab Rangoon and Fortune Cookies. I’m sure she’d drop the paperwork and just stop off at P.F. Chang’s for some takeout. That’s good parenting.
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Tracy said,
November 28, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
Snark It!
+0 snarks
No one in their right mind should give her any children. She can’t even care for her own kids. She’s got alot of growing up to do before she should be allowed near her own kids. Same goes for that low life ex husband of hers. Her mother should have custody of these kids.
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