Elisabeth Hasselbeck Continues To Share Too Much

For someone who prides themselves on being such a Conservative, Elisabeth Hasselbeck seems to really enjoy providing all of America with visions of her most intimate moments and not the fun sexy time ones either. She recently gave birth to son Taylor Thomas and had this to blog about it:

There I am out in our backyard…and my water breaks! I had not experienced that with Grace [she was induced], and was not quite sure…so I stand up, and scream to Tim and his mom…”I think something just happened!” [My mother-in-law] runs up to me, feels my pants (she is a saint!) and confirms that yes; my water indeed just broke, and writes down the time. Feeding him is so different this time too. With Grace, that is pretty much all I had to do, sit and feed her. Now, as I have him on me [in the sling], I am making lunch, or playing a game with her, or walking around. Poor little guy! It is true what they say! I think the score is even though, as he has already peed on me at least three times. Tim has been amazing. His schedule with the Cardinals is tough, and physically demanding, yet he has never been one to shy away from this stage in the baby-game. He wishes he could do more, but unfortunately the “dairy queen” here is the only one making the milk! It felt great to go for a walk yesterday for the first time, as I have been in a lot of pain, and cannot go anywhere without a donut pillow. Tim told me about a dinner that we were invited to, and I immediately told him I would have to bring it! Needless to say, we thought it best to stay home!

Stay home? After you’ve let all of America know about the three different forms of body fluids you’ve been producing? Go and don’t skip the part where your Mother-In-Law goosed you to see if your water had broken. That one’s for the baby book. Change diapers at the table! Show those episiotomy stitches off! Flash those milk swollen boobs! People want to know. Do it for the families. Or for people like me who are so grossed out by these discussions they end up getting their tubes tied in double knots for fear of pregnancy and what comes with it. She’s helping everyone.