Kim Kardashian’s Stuff Gets Ganked

TMZ is reporting that Queen Bootylicious Kim Kardashian had a bunch of her stuff stolen while flying somewhere. Where? Who cares? I’m just glad it wasn’t her lady lumps. I mean, it’s not like she’s poor and can’t afford to replace stuff. Don’t be so materialistic.

A source close to Kim tells TMZ that when several Delta employees asked for autographs and photos with her, items were somehow lifted from her bags. The items include $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, and Kim’s laptop and digital camera — contents unknown! Kim’s reps are looking into the possibility that she was set up by employees working for the airline.

I like how her people are making it sound like National Security Secrets were being stored on Kim Kardashian’s laptop when in reality the most exciting thing on there was Brody Jenner’s personal phone number and some pictures of her at some B List events like, I don’t know, The Hills Season 2 DVD Release Party. Instead of pointing the finger at airline workers, they should be questioning the 13 year old girls on the flight who would do anything to get their mitts on such items. Just set up a sting involving Zac Efron and some truth serum laced lipgloss and you’ll have the goods back in no time.