Madonna’s Dyed In The Wool Problem

Playing Little Bo Peep has gotten Madonna into the deep after animal right’s activists became infuriated with her decision to dye the sheep on her English estate pink, green and yellow:

An RSPCA spokesperson said: “Why is it necessary and what are they trying to prove? It is an irresponsible publicity stunt. It sends out the wrong message about how to use animals.”

Madge said the dye was temporary and safe for the animals but that didn’t do much to smooth ruffled feathers. I also wonder about the mental health of the person behind this doozy of an idea. Is there someone, perhaps a man in a velvet cape and satin hat with ostrich feathers twirling his pencil mustache swooshing around Madonna’s drawing room screeching “We MUST have the PINK SHEEP! No PhotoShop! Only dye can accurately represent my vision! Wait, who are you again? Madonna? Ye Gods, it’s been a long time since La Isla Bonita, hasn’t it?”