Britney’s Birthday: Live From Paris

Britney Spears celebrated her 26th(!)birthday over the weekend with fake friend Paris Hilton but it could have been worse. She could have had cocktails on the Psych Ward with Andrea Yates. I can totally see Britney writing her a letter asking her the best way to get rid of some children that are always crying and stopping Mama from going to get her nails done. Britney also tried to get Kevin to join the fun by sneakily calling him from Paris’ cell phone:

“She got annoyed when Kevin reminded her that one of them needed to be a parent and take care of the boys,” added the insider. “Then she hung up on him. Kevin said she was drinking.”

I would love to say that her drinking proves she’s not pregnant, but in the case of Mother Spears, drinking all night doesn’t mean she’s not full of JR Rotem Baby Batter. She’d just switch to White Russians and Screwdrivers because the milk and orange juice in there is good for the baby.

On a somewhat unrelated note, how huge are Paris Hilton’s feet in this picture?

That’s not a shoe, that’s a frigging canoe covered in aluminum foil! More pics of Brit’s big day after the jump.