Paris Hilton Has A Big Mouth

Somehow, Paris got it in that head of hers that it would be a really good idea to make her lips look like she’s got hemorrhoids on her face. That new kisser she’s rocking is so hideous it’s starting to scare me. I’m going to pretend Mary-Kate Olsen rolled up on P-Hil to avenge the Stavros Niarchos Affair by whomping her in the mouth with whatever giant handbag she’s carrying these days then tossed a cup of hot Starbucks onto her face and that’s how they got that way. Feel free to do the same.