Amy Winehouse Is Losing It

English Rose Amy Winehouse was found wandering freezing London wearing nothing but a jeans and a bra with what appears to be a packet of white powder stashed in one of the cups. Her reps said she had been asleep and heard a noise. She went outside to investigate”. Uh huh. What? Don’t you get up in the middle of the night when there’s a disturbing noise, grab your packet of baby powder and run out into frigid weather to see if Father Christmas is coming early to steal the cookies? What if the reindeer and elves have conspired to take the egg nog? And the presents for the Baby Jesus? His frankincense and whatnot? Thank Xenu Amy Winehouse is there to save us from the plots against Christmas by, you know. She’s an angel, really. A coked out angel in a red WonderBra. She’s the reason for the season.