Kim Kardashian Is Witty

That or J. R. Rotem is a complete douchebaguette for pretending like he’s somebody important enough to demand stuff at the Breakthrough Of The Year Awards. You decide! It’s the Choose Your Own Adventure of celebrity gossip. Man, I hated those books when I was a kid. I also like how he’s standing at the perfect angle so it looks like he’s wearing a wig.

“J.R. began making tons of crazy demands. He wanted more seats and event producers had to bring in extra chairs for him.” By the time Kardashian went up to present his prize, she was so agitated that she snarked, “I can’t wait to meet the baby of J.R. and Britney [Spears]. He’s going to be so talented.”

Yeah! What the lady with the ginormous ass said! And since when is the possible knocking up of Britney Spears considered a breakthrough, let alone the biggest one of the year? Unless this shindig is sponsored by the Trojan people, the only thing Rotem should be winning is a free vasectomy.