Fed Ex’s Lawyer On The Warpath

Kevin Federline’s attorney is furious that La Spears skipped her deposition due to an illness but was later snapped going out that evening. TMZ hollas back:

We’re told this is the fourth time Britney has been a no-show for her depo. Sources say Kaplan feels that Britney should not be allowed to have her Twinkie and eat it too. In other words, she should not be allowed to go into court and ask to restore custody if she won’t sit for a deposition to determine if she really is a fit parent.

A child molester with a bag of candy and a van with no windows is a better parent than Britney Spears! Duh hickey.