There Is Something Very Wrong With Christopher Knight

Peter Brady has a screw loose. A screw that holds in place the desire to see one’s hot model wife all draped over another woman in some Sapphic themed shots as a birthday present for you:

The incident, which was caught on camera for upcoming reality show My Fair Brady… Maybe Baby, left the upset actor suggesting the couple separate. The girl-on-girl photos, which Curry has since repeated with a pal for Playboy magazine, were supposed to end a feud over baby plans - but they started a new one. In the tense episode, which will air in January (08), Knight says of the photo gift, “It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation.”

You know what, Peter? Just go. Get out of the house. Leave the big bowl of Lesbian Curry on the kitchen table and I and all my other less than fortunate friends will dive right into it because if you are going to complain about something like that, what else are you going to smote? Being a television star with loads of money? Why don’t you just go out and start kicking homeless people in the face, right after you tell them all about how hard your life is with your super sexy wife and mad residuals? Stop by the convent and burn that down too, while you’re at it. Then I think there are some orphans who could use their Christmas wishes denied as well.