Britney Gets The Boot From The Four Seasons

Britney Spears’ place where she hooks up with The Nose Candy Elf away from the glaring eyes of Child Protective Services home away from home The Four Seasons Hotel has made it clear that the pop menace is no longer welcome in their posh digs:

Miss Spears has been garnering so much negative press around her erratic rendezvous, that the hotel no longer desires to host the wayward popwreck. This isn’t the first hotel to close their golden gates on the ex-pop princess. Brit was asked not to return to the restaurant at the swank Chateau Marmont — after allegedly smearing a plate of food on her face in front of guests.

You know, someone has to tell that girl what is acceptable and what isn’t and if it has to be the staff at a hotel then I guess that’s good in a pathetic kind of way. This would be a much more tragic story if she didn’t have a huge awesome house to go back to and party in. All she has to do is shovel the dirty diapers, Taco Bell wrappers, used syringes and lingerie outfits coated in Raspberry Motion Lotion and maple syrup off the floor and the jam is on!