Lynne Spears Publisher Postpones Book

“The book is delayed indefinitely. It’s delayed, not cancelled,” says a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles.

Just a few weeks ago Lynne Spears couldn’t wait to tell the world about what an awesome job she did as a parent but now that her teenage daughter Jamie-Lynn is knocked up, this puts a damper on things. If she really wants a book that badly, why not make it a pop-up one all about how to sexualize your daughters from an early age so they are out having sex in the dressing rooms of their family oriented tv programs? I’m seeing little paper dolls you can make into a flip book where her baby bump gets bigger and bigger until the next one is her drinking wine coolers and dancing on a table while the nanny changes diapers.