Tony Parker’s No Double Dribbler

Tony Parker’s got an ankle injury and nobody cares about Desperate Housewives anymore except those lame women who work in your office that are just now getting around to stuff that was trendy like, a million years ago. God, how embarrassing is it to get caught up in conversations with them like about what a superstar Coolio is or sad they are over the breakup of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. You just want to force them to read a People magazine that hasn’t been lurking at the hair salon since 1982. Anyway, keeping themselves in the mix while their careers flounder are the newlyweds Parker who are suing X17.com for falsely accusing the Mister of having an affair with a woman he reportedly met at his own wedding:

NBA star’s camp filed a $40 million defamation lawsuit Wednesday against celebrity photo agency X17online, which was the first outlet to run with a French model’s claim that she and Parker had an affair two months after he swapped vows with Eva Longoria, E! Online confirms. (View the complaint.) X17, which published Alexandra Paressant’s allegations, copies of what the 26-year-old said were text messages she and Parker exchanged and other documents that purportedly supported her story, “had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source,” the complaint states.

I’d love the believe the guy is telling the truth and not a tall tale(because he’s a baller, see?)but you can only Kobe Beefsteak Bryant this girl once before she stops being naive.