Mischa Barton Popped For DUI

I always think of the Mischa Barton as the poor man’s Lindsay Lohan: dating skanky men, making poor choices, staring blankly into space at the drugs overwhelm her system etc. so it’s even sadder that she just now got her ass arrested for driving like a maniac. That’s so 2006.

The former “O.C.” star was pulled over early this morning around 2:45 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood, Calif., and is still in custody, being held on $10,000 bail.

God, look at that mug shot! It’s like E.T. banged a chick he met at a NASCAR shindig and that’s the alien trailer trash baby they created.