Lindsay Lohan Continues Path To Utter Slutdom

Not even hardcore rehab could resolve Lindsay’s deep daddy issues with the case in point being her desire to break the record for Most Booty Calls In A Single Weekend. Hey, a girl has to strive for something and it’s not like I Know Who Killed Me is Oscar worthy material. The Daily Mail reports that LiLo likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em with little more than a tiny strand of a hair extension on their pillow and searing pain in the crotch to remember her by. The victims are:

Dude #1 Alexandra Di Nunzio:
The pair exchanged phone numbers at a film showing which the actress attended with Heroes star and friend Hayden Panettiere, 18. But she dumped her friend shortly afterwards to meet up with, and lock lips with, Di Nunzio.
The pair enjoyed a meal together before getting cosy on a hotel sofa together.

Dude #2 Eduardo Costas:
The older man looked like the cat who got the cream after his passionate embrace with the young star who recently reconciled with her father and is said to be leading a ‘healthy’ lifestyle.

Dude #3 Dario Faiella
The son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri shared a few intimate moments with the actress, who is also said to be dating the ex-love of troubled pop star Britney Spears — 28-year-old music producer JR Rotem.

I know, I know. Lots of girls hook up with three guys like they were square meals for the day, right? I do know what a prostitute is so just put that smugness back on the shelf next to your hemerrhoid cream.