Britney Spears Rushed To Hospital

An intoxicated Britney Speatrs was hauled off in an ambulance early this morning after a 3 hour standoff with police involving the hand off of kids Sean and Jayden to ex Kevin Federline. The circumstances are not so clear yet, but I am going to go on and say that her Cheetos/Cocaine/Ice Cream/Syringes were stuffed into the children’s diaper bag and she really needed to get those back. More on this as it unfolds.