Britney’s Update

Here’s the skinny: Kevin’s bodyguard came to pick up the little ones to take them home to daddy and Britney refused for three freaking hours to let the children go so the cops stepped in:

“While officers were on the scene, they observed Ms. Spears under the influence of an unknown substance,” Lee added. “She is now being taken in for an evaluation, more than likely to a hospital. There were no reported injuries to anyone involved including the children.” People magazine reports Spears was supposed to hand over sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, to Kevin Federline’s bodyguard at 7 p.m., but she locked herself in a room with her youngest son and refused to give him up. The court-appointed monitor called the police and Federline, his lawyer, and the cops were spotted arriving at the house an hour later. “[The monitor] had already put Preston in the car when Britney locked herself in a room with Jayden,” a source tells People. “The cops came and got through the door and tied her down to a gurney.”

A strapped down Britney seemed to be in the midst of a total psychotic breakdown, laughing and flipping off the paparazzi that surrounded her home after word got out that there was a custody battle brewing at her Los Angeles home. She’s being held at Cedars-Sinai for a full medical evaluation as a “special needs” patient, code words for one who is a danger to themselves. Her drug test came back clean, so it’s just plain old fashioned insanity our gal is suffering. I cannot wait to see the home movies of Sean Preston and Jayden James are going to put together as adults trying to figure themselves out. “Look, there’s where mommy held you hostage for hours! Dr. Wexler is going to have field day showing you how this made you into a pill popping drag queen!”