Pamela Anderson’s Divorce Shocker

Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from her third husband of about ten minutes or so, one Rick Salomon. She dishes about her latest marital woes on her blog:

“2007 was an interesting year for me. What’s the definition of insanity? This is the year I do everything I wanted to do – my way… I’m going to be proud of every single day – and make sure I do not veer from the path.”

In addition to informing her that a Burnt Sienna Crayon is not a suitable tool for drawing one’s eyebrows on, someone should really tell her than marriage isn’t like having one of those Subway Club cards. You don’t get seven stamps and then cash it in for yet another Free Beef Sausage Sandwich.