Pamela Anderson Knocked Up?

The freshly seperated and hugely hootered Pamela Anderson just might be expecting a wee one with soon to be ex-husband Rick Salomon:

Salomon has told friends he believes she is “acting crazy” because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.

I think it’s safe to say that with Rick and Pamela’s genes, this will most likely be the trashiest child to grace the planet. I mean, we could go on and get it a little mini stripper pole and a video camera as a baby shower gift. Paris Hilton as godmother, anyone?