Rachael Ray Hates Dunkin’ Donuts And Their Money

I swear to grits and gravy if I have to watch that Ritz Crackers commercial with Rachael Ray one more time I will throw my tv out the window and not look back. The good news is that she may have peed in the corporate coffee cup of Dunkin’ Donuts:

A spy for NYmag.com’s Grub Street reports that on the set of Rachael’s latest Dunkin’ spot, she was given a cup of joe – but after just one sip, she yelled, “What is this s**t? Get me MY coffee.” And, as it happens, HER coffee was from the competition, Starbucks.

Hooray! I hope she loses that account and it’s the beginning of a Britney-esque shame spiral that ends up with her living in a cardboard box swigging cheap gin out of her precious EVOO bottles before heading off to turn tricks with the factory workers in the park. It’s a harsh fate, but so is yours is you try and eat her Hot Dog Pizza-Dillas*. That shouldn’t even be possible, except maybe for Homer Simpson.

*It’s a real recipe of hers! I know!