Britney Buys Pregnancy Test To Fool Us

Britney was out and about with boytoy Adnan Ghalib purchasing a pregnancy, her idea of a funny joke on the paparazzi. Know what isn’t funny? Coming face to face with her hidely ho neighborino:

“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!” a store employee tells Life & Style. “I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you f—— come near me!’ says the employee. “Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.”I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent,” says the employee. “Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. “Then she muttered, ‘F— you!’ and left the store.”

I know she’s all crazy and stuff but let’s focus on what’s important. Why does Adnan have what looks like a pubic hair landing strip on his face? I don’t even want to think about Britney’s Plane coming in for a emergency crash on top of that