O.J. Simpson Out On Bail

O.J. Simpson is the only person who could get himself arrested then manage to tick the judge off so bad his bail got doubled:

An angry judge doubled O.J. Simpson’s bail to $250,000 on Wednesday for violating terms of his original bail by attempting to contact a co-defendant in the armed robbery case against him. Simpson, clad in jail attire, grimaced as the amount was announced and meekly acknowledged that he understood. “I don’t know Mr. Simpson what the heck you were thinking—or maybe that’s the problem—you weren’t,” District Judge Jackie Glass told Simpson during the hearing. “I don’t know if it’s just arrogance. I don’t know if it’s ignorance. But you’ve been locked up at the Clark County Detention Center since Friday because of arrogance or ignorance—or both.”

Oh, SNAP! Is this judge available for parties? Any man of the law who can add ice to the Juice with some stone cold rhyming disses deserves his own reality show or something. I wanna party with this dude.